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  • The Juggler, an animated film
  • Tips for Mac noobs (that means 'newbies')
  • Yeah, I still have a comic book collection. So?
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BOOKS I'VE READ

  • I am America (And so can you!), Stephen Colbert—Sage advice for an ailing nation.
  • God Is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything, Christopher Hitchens—The case against belief.
  • The Fabric of the Cosmos: Space, Time, and the Texture of Reality, Brian Greene—A mind-bending romp through quantum physics.
  • Adam's Curse: A Future without Men, Bryan Sykes—It's not MY fault, it's my chromosome's.
  • 1984, George Orwell—Who says no one can predict the future?
  • Nonzero : The Logic of Human Destiny, Robert Wright—It gives you hope for the future.
  • Crimes Of Logic, Jamie Whyte—Short and funny.
  • The Stranger, Albert Camus—Alienated existentialism at its best.
  • A Short History of Nearly Everything, Bill Bryson—Why aren't textbooks this funny?
  • The Da Vinci Code, Dan Brown—Tell your Catholic friends to read it.
  • Straight Man : A Novel, Richard Russo—Truly America's finest storyteller.

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  • Bill Gates gives society back some of the money he illegally bilked from society, gets sainted.
  • My dream car is built; now if only I lived in the UK.
  • George Carlin is #$@%#&?ing dead.
  • How to screw your satellite or cable company out of $10 a month.
  • 16-year old brainiac eases guilt of parent's entire generation
  • Coca-Cola to stop giving children Parkinson's disease, liver damage.
  • The dangers of having your own Doppelgänger.
  • Are you still paying for MS-Office? Are you stupid?
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