Recent blog posts
- Bill Gates gives society back some of the money he illegally bilked from society, gets sainted.
- My dream car is built; now if only I lived in the UK.
- George Carlin is #$@%#&?ing dead.
- How to screw your satellite or cable company out of $10 a month.
- 16-year old brainiac eases guilt of parent's entire generation
- Coca-Cola to stop giving children Parkinson's disease, liver damage.
- The dangers of having your own Doppelgänger.
- Are you still paying for MS-Office? Are you stupid?
- “Ubuntu” is evidently African for “F*ck Microsoft”
- Ben Stein is dead (to me).
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